Sriracha Candy Canes
From the dudes over at J&D's (creators of BaconSalt and Baconnaise and BaconLube), we are now proudly selling Sriracha-flavored Candy Canes. These candy canes were forged in the souls of a collapsed star and each cane is personally blessed by a condiment wizard.
Consuming these canes may cause phallically-named-male-chickens to descend from the skies and serenade you with songs of love, loss, fire, and ash.
Citizens of Irwindale are advised to wear goggles while eating these.